I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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