Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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