YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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