I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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