my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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