It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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