have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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