i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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