My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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