He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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