My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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