White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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