it wasn't lemon gatorade
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I supernannyed him into submission
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
