You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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