Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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