So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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