Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
jump out the window naked night went bad
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