I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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