is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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