fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I look better un-naked...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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