This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Do I have a choice?
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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