Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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