I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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