i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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