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there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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