Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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