I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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