im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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