You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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