I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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