my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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