Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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