Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Randomize