just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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