i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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