Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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