brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
do herpes really smell.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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