Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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