Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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