508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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