Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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