We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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