Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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