spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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