You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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