i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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