You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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