i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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