I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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