some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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