She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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