oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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