so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
