Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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